Computer geeks, cramming college students and early-morning coffee-drinking workers rejoice, for your addiction has finally made the big time in the field of public awareness by having the month of March chosen by the non-profit organization Caffeine Awareness Alliance as National Caffeine Awareness Month.
Once again proving the theory that all odd news items must come from either eastern Europe or Florida, Ormond Beach’s Mayor Frank Costello has signed the paperwork to officially recognize the awareness month.
Now coffee and soda drinkers can celebrate by taking the CAA’s “Are you an addict?” online quiz while downing caffeinated breath mints or showering with caffeinated bar soap.
Until their hearts explode and the madness of not having slept for seven nights straight hits.