{"id":110,"date":"2004-02-20T15:06:40","date_gmt":"2004-02-20T13:06:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/meisterplanet.com\/journal\/?p=110"},"modified":"2004-02-20T15:06:40","modified_gmt":"2004-02-20T13:06:40","slug":"evil-overlord-tip-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/2004\/02\/20\/evil-overlord-tip-of-the-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Evil Overlord Tip of the Day . . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"15\">\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"middle\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/meisterplanet.com\/images\/livejournal\/evil-overlord.png\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/td>\n<td valign=\"middle\" style=\"font-size: 150%; font-family: arial;\">If you find your beautiful consort, who happens to have access to your fortress, has been associating with the hero, have her executed immediately.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s regrettable, but new consorts are easier to get than new fortresses and maybe the next one will pay attention at the orientation meeting.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you find your beautiful consort, who happens to have access to your fortress, has been associating with the hero, have her executed immediately. It&#8217;s regrettable, but new consorts are easier to get than new fortresses and maybe the next one will pay attention at the orientation meeting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-110","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=110"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}