{"id":250,"date":"2004-06-09T19:33:24","date_gmt":"2004-06-09T17:33:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/meisterplanet.com\/journal\/?p=250"},"modified":"2004-06-09T19:33:24","modified_gmt":"2004-06-09T17:33:24","slug":"torpedoes-away","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/2004\/06\/09\/torpedoes-away\/","title":{"rendered":"Torpedoes away!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/gallery\/meisterdogs\/Lima_pool\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/gallery\/albums\/meisterdogs\/Lima_pool.thumb.jpg\" alt=\"Lima takes a dip\" border=\"1\" align=\"left\" style=\"margin-right: 15px; margin-top: 10px;\" \/><\/a>The wiener dogs were panting pretty hard today, which was a mistake on their part because it meant a quick trip to the pool for a little swim.  The water was warm enough to be pleasant, but cool enough to make a difference, and the dogs got a bit of exercise swimming in circles like two little black torpedoes cutting through the water as fast as their fat little paws would take them.<\/p>\n<p>Theyre mad at me now, of course, but at least theyre no longer panting now that the first hints of summer have suddenly descended upon northeast Ohio with near-90&deg;F weather making an appearance here and there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The wiener dogs were panting pretty hard today, which was a mistake on their part because it meant a quick trip to the pool for a little swim. The water was warm enough to be pleasant, but cool enough to make a difference, and the dogs got a bit of exercise swimming in circles like &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/2004\/06\/09\/torpedoes-away\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Torpedoes away!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-250","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=250"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=250"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=250"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=250"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}