{"id":292,"date":"2004-08-20T20:43:43","date_gmt":"2004-08-20T18:43:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/meisterplanet.com\/journal\/?p=292"},"modified":"2004-08-20T20:43:43","modified_gmt":"2004-08-20T18:43:43","slug":"more-tech-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/2004\/08\/20\/more-tech-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"More tech humor &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Harsh Reality of an IT Project Life Cycle:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li> Phase 1: Uncritical acceptance.<\/li>\n<li> Phase 2: Wild enthusiasm.<\/li>\n<li> Phase 3: Dejected disillusionment.<\/li>\n<li> Phase 4: Total confusion.<\/li>\n<li> Phase 5: Search for the guilty.<\/li>\n<li> Phase 6: Punishment of the innocent.<\/li>\n<li> Phase 7: Promotion of nonparticipants.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Harsh Reality of an IT Project Life Cycle: Phase 1: Uncritical acceptance. Phase 2: Wild enthusiasm. Phase 3: Dejected disillusionment. Phase 4: Total confusion. Phase 5: Search for the guilty. Phase 6: Punishment of the innocent. Phase 7: Promotion of nonparticipants.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-292","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/292","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=292"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/292\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=292"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=292"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=292"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}