{"id":310,"date":"2004-09-22T23:47:30","date_gmt":"2004-09-22T21:47:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/meisterplanet.com\/journal\/?p=310"},"modified":"2004-09-22T23:47:30","modified_gmt":"2004-09-22T21:47:30","slug":"vehicular-humorcide","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/2004\/09\/22\/vehicular-humorcide\/","title":{"rendered":"Vehicular Humorcide"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Want some highway fun?  Attach a few <a href=\"http:\/\/img.photobucket.com\/albums\/v291\/dmeister\/qt3\/missile-balloons.jpg\">specially shaped balloons to your car<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Want some highway fun? Attach a few specially shaped balloons to your car.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-310","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=310"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}