{"id":311,"date":"2004-09-24T00:03:42","date_gmt":"2004-09-23T22:03:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/meisterplanet.com\/journal\/?p=311"},"modified":"2004-10-06T23:18:49","modified_gmt":"2004-10-07T03:18:49","slug":"were-studying-hard-mom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/2004\/09\/24\/were-studying-hard-mom\/","title":{"rendered":"We&#8217;re studying hard, Mom &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From <a href=\"http:\/\/apnews.excite.com\/article\/20040923\/D859L34O0.html\">Excite.com News<\/a> (really):<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Three students at Jacksonville University have been punished for installing a stripper pole in an on-campus apartment and taking pictures as fully clothed women performed on it at a party. A female student who won a dance contest also was disciplined.<\/p>\n<p>About a dozen women competed for a $100 Victorias Secret gift certificate Sept. 11, said James Foster, a 20-year-old who hosted the party. None of the women disrobed.<\/p>\n<p>The men bought the steel pole from Home Depot, bolted it to the concrete ceiling and attached the bottom to a plywood stage covered in red felt.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Best line from the news piece: <i>The party ended shortly after the beer ran out.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From Excite.com News (really): Three students at Jacksonville University have been punished for installing a stripper pole in an on-campus apartment and taking pictures as fully clothed women performed on it at a party. A female student who won a dance contest also was disciplined. About a dozen women competed for a $100 Victorias Secret &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/2004\/09\/24\/were-studying-hard-mom\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;We&#8217;re studying hard, Mom &#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-311","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=311"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=311"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=311"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=311"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}