{"id":472,"date":"2005-03-10T20:12:24","date_gmt":"2005-03-11T01:12:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/meisterplanet.com\/journal\/2005\/03\/10\/unfortunate-baby-names\/"},"modified":"2005-03-10T20:41:10","modified_gmt":"2005-03-11T01:41:10","slug":"unfortunate-baby-names","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/2005\/03\/10\/unfortunate-baby-names\/","title":{"rendered":"A Series of Unfortunate Baby Names"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Meet Baby <a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/4e8xh\">Teflonn<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Born February 24th, 2005 at the Southeast Alabama Medical Center to Clarice and Rick.<\/p>\n<p>His brothers and sisters are named Demontaye, Corey,  Porsha, Rocquez, Jar&#8217;Quarius and Ashanti.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe his family will setup a PayPal link to donate for the family counseling he&#8217;ll need to make it through grade school with a name based off a non-stick coating used on cooking utensils.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Meet Baby Teflonn. Born February 24th, 2005 at the Southeast Alabama Medical Center to Clarice and Rick. His brothers and sisters are named Demontaye, Corey, Porsha, Rocquez, Jar&#8217;Quarius and Ashanti. Maybe his family will setup a PayPal link to donate for the family counseling he&#8217;ll need to make it through grade school with a name &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/2005\/03\/10\/unfortunate-baby-names\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;A Series of Unfortunate Baby Names&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-472","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/472","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=472"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/472\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=472"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=472"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=472"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}