{"id":611,"date":"2005-05-08T14:13:16","date_gmt":"2005-05-08T19:13:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/meisterplanet.com\/journal\/2005\/05\/08\/mothers-day\/"},"modified":"2005-05-08T14:13:16","modified_gmt":"2005-05-08T19:13:16","slug":"mothers-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/2005\/05\/08\/mothers-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Mother&#8217;s Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You can tell today is <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Mother's_Day\">Mothers Day<\/a> when the local Walmart is positively swamped at 11:oopm the night before as teenagers and husbands desperately try to pick out a card from the cheap rack along with a stuffed animal or other similar gift because they&#8217;d put doing so off until the last moment.<\/p>\n<p>Happy Mommy&#8217;s Day, Mom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You can tell today is Mothers Day when the local Walmart is positively swamped at 11:oopm the night before as teenagers and husbands desperately try to pick out a card from the cheap rack along with a stuffed animal or other similar gift because they&#8217;d put doing so off until the last moment. Happy Mommy&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/2005\/05\/08\/mothers-day\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Mother&#8217;s Day&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-611","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/611","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=611"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/611\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=611"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=611"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meisterplanet.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=611"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}