Big, brown and ugly …

Ha! Going through old boxes and tossing everything I dont need led me to find my old BCGs.

For those that dont know, BCGs are birth-control glasses, given to you during basic training in the military.

Big, thick, heavy, ugly, brown plastic things that can survive anything you throw at them.

Ive been sitting here like a big dork, in fact, wearing them for the last twenty minutes, bringing back memories of my time with the US Army, both good and bad.

Bad, bad, baaaaaad …

The movie Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 received a perfectly-bad 0% rating from the meta-review site Rotten Tomatoes, meaning that not even one of the hundreds of movie critics the site tracks gave the film a positive rating, something increasingly rare in an industry where there’s usually an obscure critic from an even more obscure magazine or newspaper willing to trade a good review for a free trip to the corporate preview. Even stinkers like Catwoman or Garfield rated above a 10%.

More tech humor …

The Harsh Reality of an IT Project Life Cycle:

  • Phase 1: Uncritical acceptance.
  • Phase 2: Wild enthusiasm.
  • Phase 3: Dejected disillusionment.
  • Phase 4: Total confusion.
  • Phase 5: Search for the guilty.
  • Phase 6: Punishment of the innocent.
  • Phase 7: Promotion of nonparticipants.