When the dark days of the apocalypse come upon us and Hell no longer has room for the souls of the damned, Lexington, Kentucky is going to be the first to wish they hadn’t put a stop to the efforts of one young man’s attempts to educate his peers on how to properly react to a zombie outbreak at your local school.
Wincester police arrested eighteen year-old William Poole last week for what they claim are materials at the teen’s house they claim outline possible acts of violence aimed at students, teachers, and police.
Their evidence? A short story Poole wrote about an undead outbreak at an unnamed school, done for the student’s English class.
Charged with a making a second-degree felony terrorist threat, Poole says, “My story is based on fiction. It’s a fake story. I made it up. I’ve been working on one of my short stories, the short story they found was about zombies. Yes, it did say a high school. It was about a high school over ran by zombies.”
The teenager is currently being held at the Clark County Detention Center for his brave attempt at educating the youth of today about the dangers of mixing algebra, history, phys ed and the undead.